Everybody. LET’S MOSH!

Top floor, Shoppers’ Paradise
We’ve got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist
We’ve got nothing of value, so there’s no V.A.T.
We’re going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.
We take Visa, Access, American Express
Patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best
Clothes for all ages, mothers and babies

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The big shop is open, it’s a wonderful world!